19 September 2005

The Curse of the Se7en

Drats ! Finally succumbed to this Se7en meme. Couldn't find the counter-curse in time or else I would have cursed the tag-caster with seven mooncake-sized warts in his nether regions.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. Travel to paradise (or somewhere close)
2. Write a book

3. Grow a plant
4. Learn to roller blade
5. Inspire a youth
6. Meet a living hero

7. Grow old with people I love (or at least people I can stand)

Seven things I could do:
1. Eat, Sleep, Shit (the 3 basic body needs)
2. Strum a plausible "Country Roads" on the guitar

3. Sing the 'theme' song for 'Transformers' - the cult cartoon series
4. Design my own
webpage (note : the links don't work, progress has been very slow.)
5. Run 3.5km in about 20 mins (is it too late to sign up for M'sia's Astronout Selection programme?)
6. Read maps

7. Do a '1/2 sommersault with 3 twist' dive .... in my dreams

Seven Celebrity crushes:
1. Karina Lau (a long long time ago before she met Tony)
2. Courtney Cox (before Friends, in the days of 'Misfits of Science')
3. Helen Slater (hot chick in supergirl costume)
4. Julia Roberts (when she was everybody's favourite call girl in Pretty Woman)
5. Joanne Peh (Mediacorp's upcoming leading lady!)
6. Kristin Kreuk (lovely asian faced beauty in Smallville)
7. Michelle Pfeiffer (aging with grace)


Seven often repeated words:
1. Okay
2. Huh ?
3. Hmmm ....
4. Wah Lau eh ...
5. Sorry not interested (reserved for all credit card and intermedia tele-marketers)

6. Sure not ???
7. If only ...


Seven physical traits I look for in the opposite sex:
1. Eyes that melt

2. Kissable Lips
3. Lovely Cheekbones
4. A disarming smile
5. Sexy shoulder blades
6. Slender legs
7. Must be huggable


Ok, shall not tag anybody this time round.

Ah hah ... found my 'Level 10 Spellbook - Guide to Hexing Misbehaving Hobbits and Bearded Beer Brats'. I hereby curse the tag-caster with irresistable female charm this Saturday at Sungai Buloh, making him a walking babe magnet and drop dead attractive to all female creatures under the sun(including all female inhabitants of the swamp), with the exception of all female mozzies of course(taking into account the dengue epidermic).

Signing out. Peace !

4 comments:

Beer Brat said...

That's a hex that i dun mind getting, minus the swamp things, of course. Haha.

Norman said...

You're way too late for the Malaysian astronaut program. They've narrowed down to a couple of dozen candidates already.

benauhc said...

Beer Brat,
Looks like you will be in for a whole lot of female attention this Sat. Enjoy !

Norman,
Didn't know you read my blog. Anyway don't think I'm suited for space travel.

Norman said...

You're so proud of this blog, of course I'll drop in every once in a while to check it out... in between building up momentum for my own blog :P