A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may haveto kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
andonly 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
AMEN
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